This one came in today from Lili--the fantastic woman who works at the Metropolitan Club as the banquet coordinator. She has scads of opinions on everything, but certainly knows her stuff -- and every vendor in town. She told me the story today of a woman who walked into a wedding, carefully carrying an unwrapped painting. The woman told Lili it was a gift for the bride and asked where she could put it.

"Just give it to me and I'll take care of it," Lili said as she reached out to take the painting.

The women reared back and began yelling at her.

"Don't TOUCH it! It's still WET!"

posted by Karen @ 5:40 PM